Well, let’s gab about this Cancer moon man thing, you know, the kind of fella born when the moon’s in ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aquarius fella and Scorpio gal, seen a few of ’em ’round my parts, ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them… what-cha-ma-call-its… oh yeah, constellations! Folks say they’re important, so let’s see ...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here… cap-a-corn, yeah, that goat thingy, and their lucky numbers ...

Well, let me tell ya, this here Gemini thing, it ain’t makin’ no pictures no more. Used to be, ya ...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here… thingy… this Ticuu’s Divination Catalyst. Don’t ask me what all them ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini diode laser thingamajig. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I’m just gonna tell ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin' about these here beaded cross bracelets. Folks seem to like 'em, always searchin' around ...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks, the Aries Rising Pisces Moon celebs. Don’t rightly know what all that ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Daniel Leo McCarthy from Norfolk, MA. I ain’t no fancy writer, but ...