Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Chiron in Libra,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to make sense ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries and Taurus cusp thing, or whatever they call it. You know, those folks born ...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Leo Les-whatever-his-name-is, this Lesquereux guy. Don’t ask me how to say it, sounds fancy ...

Well, hey there, y'all! Let's gab a bit about this Eugenia Last and her weekly horoscopes. I ain’t no fancy ...

Alright, let’s gab about this Virgo thing, you know, that star stuff up in the sky. I ain’t no fancy ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here Taurus sun Capricorn moon thing. It’s like this, you got these ...

Well, let me tell ya, what is this thing, this “divination” they talkin’ about? It’s like, you wanna know what’s ...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this here Jupiter in Aries thing. Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some fancy expert, ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this Rashi Pisces Sade Sati effect thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Chiron in Aries” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain old ...