Alright, let’s talk about this Aries woman and Libra man thing. You know, them star signs, they say a lot ...

Well, hey there! Let’s gab a bit about this whole “sun in sagittarius in the sixth house” thing, alright? Don’t ...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about them Pisces wrist thingies, you know, the tattoos. I heard some folks callin’ ’em ...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Daniel Leo McCarthy. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya ...

Alright, let’s talk about these here… Pisces male tattoos. Now, I ain’t no fancy tattoo artist or nothin’, but I’ve ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Aquarius men and Capricorn women, you know, the kind of stuff you hear ...

Well, let’s yak about this… this… what’s it called? Scorpio…zee-o-dik… shelf thingy. Yeah, that’s it. My old man, he used ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this rogue trader divination thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But ...

Well, let me tell ya about these Scorpio women and Aquarius men. It’s like watchin’ a hen try to hatch ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius Moon Cancer Sun thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen enough folks ...