Well, let me tell ya, this here book of divination, it’s somethin’ else. Folks always wanna know what’s gonna happen, ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Libra woman and Pisces man thing. You know, them star signs and all. Folks ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “constellation dress,” right? Sounds fancy, like somethin’ a city gal would wear. But, ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about this “Scorpio Sun Taurus Moon” thing. Don’t rightly know what all them ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sag Sun Taurus Moon thing. I don’t know much about stars and all that fancy ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn sun Taurus moon thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain ...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… Libra Sun Cancer Moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ya hear? Just a ...

Alright, let’s talk about them Libra crystals, you know, the shiny rocks for them Libra folks. I ain’t no fancy ...

Howdy there, listen up ’bout this Aquarius thing in 2024. I ain’t no fancy stargazer, but I’ve heard some things, ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak a bit about these Capricorn folks, the ones with the sun and risin’ in that ...