Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Virgo thing, the virgin and all that. It’s kinda like what them city ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here sun in Taurus and moon in Gemini thing. Don’t rightly ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… virgo sun sagittarius moon thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city ...

Gemini Sun Scorpio Moon, what’s that all about? Let me tell ya, it’s like mixing water and fire, kinda strange ...

Hey there, let's gab about them turquoise beaded bracelets, you know, the pretty things you wear on your wrist. I ...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Constellation Energy thing, you know, the place where folks work. I heard some ...

Well, let’s talk about this Libra sun and Scorpio moon thing, you know? It’s like, some people are born under ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “MC in Pieces” thing, or whatever they call it. Don’t you go thinkin’ ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them arcamax horoscopes. I ain't no fancy scholar, but I do know a thing ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Aries stones, you know, the shiny things for folks born under that there ...