Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… uh… Sagittarius birth stone thing. My grandkid showed me some fancy rocks, and they said it’s got somethin’ to do with when you’re born. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but let’s see what they’re jabberin’ about.
First off, they say there’s this blue-green stone, turquoise, that’s supposed to be the main one for folks born under the… Sag- somethin’… sign. You know, the archer fella? Anyways, this turquoise rock, they say it makes you smart and keeps you safe. And it helps you talk better, which, Lord knows, some folks need! I reckon it’s pretty, but smarter? I ain’t so sure.
Then there’s this blue topaz. It’s another one of them blue rocks. They say it’s good for keepin’ your head clear. Like, you won’t be all muddled up and confused. I guess that could be useful, especially when you’re tryin’ to figure out how much fertilizer to put on the corn. They also say there’s a purple one, amethyst. Sounds fancy, huh? That one’s supposed to bring you peace. Well, I could use some peace and quiet, what with the chickens cluckin’ and the rooster crowin’ all day long!
- Turquoise: Keeps you safe and makes you smart.
- Blue Topaz: Helps you think straight.
- Amethyst: Brings you peace and quiet.
Now, they also mentioned somethin’ about gold. Said it’s lucky for these Sagittarius folks. Gold! That’s somethin’ I understand. If you got gold, you got money, and money can buy you a whole lotta peace and quiet, let me tell you! And it can buy you a whole lot of other things too, like a new tractor… or maybe even one of them fancy city cars.
Oh, and there was another one… Citrine, they called it. It’s yellow, like sunshine. They say it makes you happy and helps you get what you want. Like, if you want a big ol’ tomato harvest, this citrine rock is supposed to help you get it. Sounds like a wishin’ stone to me. I wish I had one of those when I was young and tryin’ to find a good husband! Not that my old man wasn’t a good fella, mind you. He just snored louder than a freight train.
So, these Sagittarius folks, they got a whole bunch of rocks they can carry around. I don’t know if it really works, but I guess it don’t hurt none. Maybe if I carried around some of that turquoise, I would’ve been smart enough to not marry a man who snored like a chainsaw! Just kiddin’… mostly.
And get this, these young’uns, they wear these rocks! Like, they put ‘em in rings and necklaces. Says it keeps the rock’s energy close. Energy? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but if it makes ‘em happy, I guess it’s alright. They’re always comin’ up with new things, these city folk.
So, to sum it all up, if you’re one of them Sagittarius people, born between November 22nd and December 21st, you got a bunch of rocks to choose from. Turquoise, blue topaz, amethyst, citrine, and even gold. They all supposed to do somethin’ different, make you smarter, calmer, richer… you name it. Me? I’ll stick to my good luck charm – a rabbit’s foot. It’s worked for me so far, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg like some of them fancy rocks probably do.
Anyways, that’s all I know about this Sagittarius birth stone business. It’s a whole lot of fuss over some rocks if you ask me, but like I said, if it makes folks happy, then I guess it’s alright. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. Those birds are always peckin’ at me, just like those city folks with their fancy rocks!
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