Well, hey there! Let’s talk about them Virgo folks. You know, the ones born ‘tween August 23 and September 22. ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here scorpio flower thing. Folks say it’s somethin’ special, tied to them star ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this cancer sun, sagittarius moon thing. My grandkid showed me this stuff, said it’s ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Gemini sun Taurus moon folks. It’s like this, you got the sun ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Jupiter in Virgo thing, you know, the kinda stuff them city folks talk ...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about this gal, Virgo Peridot. I ain’t never seen her in person, mind ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “project infinite constellation”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Astromatrix Mars in Libra thing. Don’t go getting all fancy on me now, ...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Leo Braudy fella and how much money he’s got, huh? Well, lemme tell ...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… constellation piercing thing. I heard some young folks jabbering about it, so I figured ...