Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Jupiter thingy in Pieces… or is it Pikes? Anyhow, they say it’s in ...

Alright, let’s gab about these Aries Rising Pisces Moon folks, the famous ones, you know? The stars and all that, ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born under the cancer sun and taurus moon. I ain’t no fancy ...

Alright, let’s talk about them Capricorn stones, you know, the ones for folks born ‘tween December 22 and January 19. ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Sagittarius flowers. You know, them folks born ‘tween November 22 and December 21, ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Aries Li, whoever she is. Folks are makin’ a big fuss, searchin’ ...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them Leo birth stones, you know, the shiny rocks for them folks born ...

Well, howdy there! Let's jaw about them horoscopes, the ones that old Eugenia Last writes. I don't rightly know who ...

Alright, let’s talk about these fortune auto coilovers, you know, the things that make your car sit lower and all ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… uh… Sagittarius birth stone thing. My grandkid showed me some fancy rocks, and ...