Alright, alright, let’s talk about this South Node in Pisces thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a ...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “mc in libra tmblr” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, ...

Alright, let’s talk about this North Node thingy in, uh, Gemini. Heard folks talkin’ about it, sounds fancy. So, this ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here Gemini flowers. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, but I know ...

Alright, let's talk about these...what do you call 'em? Horry-scopes? Yeah, horoscopes, by this Nancy Black woman. I ain't no ...

Well now, let’s talk about this here… uh… Scorpio Techoncran thingamajig. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But don’t you worry, I’ll ...

Alright, let’s talk about these divination books, you know, the ones that tell you stuff about the future or whatever. ...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “aquarius moon taurus sun” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve ...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… Scorpio tarot card. Don’t know much about fancy cards and all that, but ...

Well, howdy there! Let's talk about this Jennifer Angel and her horoscopes, alright? I ain't no fancy city folk, but ...