Alright, let’s talk about this moon in somethin’-somethin’ house thing, the uh… Libra, yeah, that’s it, Libra in the 6th ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sagittarius man and Capricorn woman thing, you know? It’s like, fire and earth, kinda like ...

Hey, let me tell you something about this Sagittarius Geek Bar. Now, if you ain’t heard of it before, it’s ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Eros thingy in Gemini. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve heard things, ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius drink, you know? I ain’t no fancy city person, just telling you what I ...

Well now, let’s talk about this here Saggy-whatever, the star sign, you know? The one with the bow and arrow, ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this “Cold Secrets” song by this Vigro Deep fella. I ain’t too good with ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Saturn thingy in, uh, what’s it called? A-quar-i-us. Yeah, that’s the one. Don’t know much ...

Well, howdy there! Let's chew the fat about somethin' called Soulvibe Horoscopes. Now, I ain't no fancy scholar or nothin', ...

Alright, let's talk about this lucky brand turquoise bracelet, you know, the one all them young girls are wearin'. I ...