Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Aquarius moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just ...

Alright, let’s gab about this divination board thing, you know, the thing folks use to talk to spirits or whatever. ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Venus in Pisces women. They’re somethin’ else, I tell ya. Real dreamy-like, you ...

Well, howdy there, y'all! Let's jaw a bit about this here Eugenia Last weekly horoscopes thing. I ain't no fancy ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Jupiter in Gemini thing, whatever it is. My old man used to say, “when the ...

Alright, let’s talk about them fortune cookies, you know, the crunchy things you get at the Chinese place. Folks always ...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna jaw about somethin’ called divination and magic. Don’t you go gettin’ all uppity thinkin’ ...

Hey there, let’s yak a bit ’bout this Capricorn fella and Aquarius gal, you know, like them horoscopes say. See ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this fella, Leo Chavez. Heard some things he said, and I reckon they ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these folks born under that Cancer sun and Scorpio moon. It’s like this, see? ...