Alright, let’s talk about this Scorpio Sun Virgo Moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ya hear? Just a plain ...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… “fortune cookie menu,” they call it. I reckon ...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Constellation Brands Svedka thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Scorpio men and Capricorn women. It’s like this, see? Scorpio Men – Them ...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here… uh… “divination distillate,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ ...

Alright, so you wanna know ’bout this baby gemini willow ryder anna claire clouds thing, huh? Sounds like a whole ...

Listen up, y’all, gonna tell ya ’bout this Centaurus thing, stars and aliens and whatnot. Don’t know much ’bout fancy ...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them shiny rocks for the fishy folks, you know, the Pisces people. I ...

Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout this place, Birch Run, Michigan. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer Sun and Taurus Moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, just tellin’ it like ...