You ask me about Scorpio man and Aquarius woman? I tell you what I see. That Scorpio man, he’s like ...

This here sun aquarius moon taurus thing, it’s like mixing dirt and air. One’s stuck on the ground, and the ...

Well, let me tell you, this whole cancer sun aries moon thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. My head is spinning ...

You know that Monstera Constellation, everyone talking about it. Big plant. Big leaves. Lots of holes. Cost you a pretty ...

That Gemini speaker, oh boy, it’s a thing, I tell ya. It’s like, you know, one of them fancy talkin’ ...

This here thing, this cancer sun and scorpio moon, it’s a real doozy. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it, ...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this South Node in Sagittarius thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t ...

Oh, honey, let me tell you somethin’ about this Libra in the 12th house thing. It’s like, you know, when ...

You know, these days, all the young folks are wearing these crystal beaded bracelets. My granddaughter, she got me one, ...

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this here KStars thing. It’s like a magic window, that’s what it is. You ...