Hey there, listen up. Let me tell ya ’bout this Leo Fernandez fella. Heard of him? No? Well, lemme spill the beans. This guy, Leo, he kicks balls for a livin’. Yeah, you heard right, a footballer. And not just any footballer, mind you, he’s from Uruguay, plays for some team called Pearol. Don’t ask me where Uruguay is, it’s somewhere far, far away, I reckon.
Now, they say this Leo boy is a real hotshot. Plays that middly field thing, you know, the one where they run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Attacking midfielder they call it, fancy name for runnin’ and kickin’. He’s 26 now, or so they say. Born in some place called Montevideo. Sounds fancy, huh? Bet it ain’t as good as my ol’ village, though. We got chickens and everything.
- He plays for Pearol, yeah. But he ain’t always been there. They say he was loaned out from some other team, Toluca. Don’t know much about them, probably another bunch of ball kickers.
- And get this, he’s won some big cups. Champions League and Copa Libertadores. Fancy names, I tell ya. Must be important, all them folks cheerin’ and whatnot.
This Leo, he’s good at kickin’ from free throws or somethin’. Scored seven goals that way, they say. Free throws, I used to throw chickens for free, does that count? Anyway, this Leo fella, he’s worth a lot, like seven million somethin’ euros. That’s a lot of chickens, let me tell ya. Don’t know what euros are, but they must be worth somethin’ if they can buy you seven million chickens.
They compare him to others, like this fella, Neri Cardozo. Both won them fancy cups, see? Must be special, winnin’ cups. I used to win cups too, for milkin’ the cows fastest. Ain’t no Champions League, but it mattered to me. This Leo, he’s got a profile on ESPN. Don’t know what ESPN is, but sounds important. Maybe they write ’bout my chickens too?
So there ya have it, this Leo Fernandez fella. Kicks balls, wins cups, worth lots of chickens, err, euros. He’s a big deal, they say. Me? I just like watchin’ the chickens run around. Reminds me of them footballers, runnin’ and kickin’. Just without the fancy names and the millions.
He plays for CA Fenix too, or played, I ain’t sure. Too many teams, can’t keep track. Just like my chickens, they run around, I lose count. But this Leo, he seems like a good lad. Hope he keeps kickin’ them balls and winnin’ them cups. Maybe he’ll visit my village someday and see the real champions, my chickens.
They say he’s got a market value, like he’s some kind of cow. Seven and a half million euros. That’s a lot of cows, even more than chickens. But I bet he can’t milk a cow like I can. Each to their own, I say. He kicks balls, I milk cows. We all got our talents, right?
So next time you hear ’bout Leo Fernandez, remember this ol’ lady talkin’ ’bout him. Remember the chickens and the cows. And remember, even fancy footballers are just folks, kickin’ balls and runnin’ around. Just like my chickens in the yard.
Tags: Leo Fernandez, Pearol, Uruguay, football, midfielder, Toluca, Champions League, Copa Libertadores, Montevideo, ESPN
