Well, let me tell you something, people say cutting hair when the moon is in Leo is a special time. I know it sounds strange, but there’s a reason behind it. Now, Leo, you see,...

Now listen, having Aquarius Sun and Scorpio Moon, that’s a bit like mixing water with fire, you know? It’s like one minute, you’re all about freedom and doing things your own way, and then next...

Now, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Libra folks, huh. You see, them Libras, they got some colors that mean somethin’ special. I ain’t talkin’ just ‘bout any colors, no. These colors are like...

Howdy folks, let me tell y’all ’bout Aries Rising Production. Now, this here is a full-service creative production company. They work with artists, creative agencies, and brands to bring their media and campaign visions to...

Oh, back in the old days, folks liked to show off, you know. Now, you see, this 1933 Esquire Leo Medallion is one of them fancy things. It’s got that big ol’ lion on it,...

Oh, let me tell ya somethin’ ‘bout them Princess Gemini. These folks, they run around doin’ all sorts of fancy things, but today’s about one thing, ain’t it? It’s ‘bout havin’ a lunch break and...

Now, this Weeping Gemini, let me tell ya, it’s a strange thing. They say it’s a W-Engine, some kind of engine made from a bunch of thrown-out scraps, like old Bangboo shells. Imagine that! Folks...

Well, let me tell you about a Capricorn woman and a Sagittarius man. These two, they are different, but they can sure make things work if they try. A Capricorn woman, she’s steady, hardworking, and...

Oh, that Aquarius stone! It’s somethin’ special, I tell ya. You know them folks born under the Aquarius sign, right? They got their birthday ’round January 20 to February 18. Well, they say there’s this...

Oh, you know, every time you look at them horoscopes, it feels like they’re tryin’ to tell you somethin’, right? Well, today we’re talkin’ about the Chicago Times Horoscope. Now, I ain’t much into these...