The Taurus TS9—well, it’s one tough 9mm, this one. Made to last, made to shoot, and made to keep folks safe, you know? Not just some fancy gun for folks to look at, it’s got...

Oh, honey, let me tell you, if you’re around Chicago looking for a good spot to sit down, eat, and have a nice drink, this place called Gemini Bar n Grill might just be what...

Well, let me tell ya about April 22, 2005. That’s a day for the folks born under Taurus, ya know, those born ‘tween April 20 and May 20. This here Taurus sign’s ruled by Venus,...

Oh, let me tell ya, if you got a Sagittarius Sun and a Cancer Moon, you got yourself one mighty mixed-up bag o’ feelings, lemme tell ya! This kinda person, they got their eyes on...

Now, when you take an Aries and a Monkey together in this thing called primal astrology, well, it’s quite a lively mix, let me tell ya. Aries folks, they’re the go-getters, the ones that just...

You know, young folks nowadays all like them tattoos, huh. Especially them zodiac constellation tattoos, oh boy, they’re something else. It’s like looking at stars, but right on your skin! If you’re born under one...

Well, let me tell ya, young folks, this thing called Scorpio wallpaper is real nice if you like them stars and fancy pictures on your phone or computer. I ain’t no tech expert, but I...

Well, let me tell ya, horoscopes is somethin’ that folks talk about a lot these days. People wanna know what them stars up there have got in store for ’em, right? And there’s this lady,...

Well, you see, this here Canyon Aries helmet, it’s a pretty good one, but if you don’t adjust it right, it ain’t gonna do you much good. First off, ya gotta make sure the helmet...

Oh, let me tell ya, them folks with Aquarius sun and Leo moon, they’s a special kind. Ain’t nothin’ too small or too big for ’em to handle. Now, Aquarius sun, that’s the one that...