Oh, dear Pisces, today’s a big day for you at work. Now, I know you like to go with the flow, but sometimes you gotta show them you mean business, don’t ya? The stars say...

Well, now, if you’re talkin’ ’bout a Sagittarius Moon and a Cancer Sun, I reckon it’s a mighty interestin’ pairin’. You got yourself a mix of fire and water right there, y’know? It’s like throwin’...

Now, folks, you might be wonderin’ what’s all this talk about Colorado, big trucks, and cancer. Well, let me tell ya, it’s a mighty important thing goin’ on in the state of Colorado, where big...

Well, I reckon if you got yourself a Scorpio Sun and Aquarius Moon, you’re lookin’ at a real mix of fire and ice, if you ask me. It’s like you got the sting of a...

Well now, if ya born on April 8, 1992, yer star sign be Aries, the ram. That’s right, an Aries! And let me tell ya, people born under this sign sure got somethin' about 'em....

Well now, let me tell you, honey, if you ain’t heard of them Taurus necklaces, you’re missin’ out! I mean, ain’t no harm in wearin’ somethin’ that’ll show off your star sign, especially when it...

Well, now let me tell you about this red agate and Aries thing. I heard folks talk about it, and it’s a bit like that fire in the stove when it’s cooking up a good...

Well, let me tell you somethin’, if you’re a Sagittarius, today’s a good day to keep an eye on them numbers. You know, us Sagittarians are born between November 23rd and December 22nd, and we...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them Aquarius Apartments! Now, if you’re lookin’ for a nice place to stay, I reckon this one’s a mighty fine choice. It’s got everything you might need for a...

Well now, if you’re wonderin’ ’bout a man who’s got the moon in Libra, let me tell ya, he sure ain’t like any other fella! That moon up there, in the sign of Libra, it...