Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Goat folks, ya know, the ones from that there Chinese Zodiac thingy. Seems like when two Goats get together, it’s all sunshine and roses, or so they say.
Them Goats, they’re kinda like peas in a pod, ya see? Both of ’em are gentle and kind, always tryin’ to do the right thing, especially when it comes to work. They ain’t the type to slack off, that’s for sure.
Now, when it comes to, well, you know… ahem… the bedroom stuff, they say Goats and Rats, they get along real good. Them Goats, they’re a bit more… adventurous, I guess you could say. And the Rats, they just go along with it, happy as clams. So, if a Goat wants to get a Rat home, it ain’t gonna be too hard, if ya catch my drift.
- But listen here, not every critter gets along with a Goat.
- Them Oxen, Tigers, and Dogs, they just ain’t a good fit.
- Too much bickerin’ and fussin’, no peace to be found. It’s like tryin’ to mix oil and water, just ain’t gonna work.
Them Goat fellas, they’re a bit picky, always lookin’ for somethin’ that ain’t there. They got this idea of a perfect someone in their head, and let me tell ya, that perfect someone ain’t walkin’ this earth. But once they get over that, they can open up their hearts and love just fine.
When two Goats fall in love, it’s supposed to be the sweetest thing you ever did see. They’re both so refined and polite, like them fancy folks you see on TV. They treat each other real nice, always sayin’ please and thank you, and all that.
I heard some folks say Goats are real attractive and pleasant. They ain’t loud and boisterous, more like soft-spoken and gentle. They like the finer things in life, ya know, pretty things and nice clothes. They ain’t gonna be caught dead in some raggedy overalls, that’s for sure.
And if you’re wonderin’ ’bout who else a Goat gets along with, well, I heard Rabbits and Horses are good matches. They understand each other, ain’t no need for constant fightin’ and arguin’.
This whole Zodiac thing, it’s kinda like them horoscopes in the newspaper. Some folks swear by it, others just laugh it off. But I reckon there’s a little bit of truth to it. After all, ain’t it plain as day that some folks just get along better than others? And if a Goat and a Goat find happiness together, well, more power to ’em, I say.
It’s all about findin’ someone who makes you happy, someone who understands you and loves you for who you are, flaws and all. And if that someone happens to be another Goat, well, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, ain’t it? So, if you’re a Goat lookin’ for love, maybe you should keep your eyes peeled for another Goat. Who knows, it might just be the best thing that ever happened to ya.
And remember, even if them stars and signs say you ain’t compatible, it don’t mean nothin’ if you got love and respect for each other. That’s the real secret to a happy relationship, no matter what critter you are.
So, there ya have it, a little somethin’ ’bout them Goats and their love lives. Take it with a grain of salt, like I always say, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. Who am I to say otherwise?
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