Constellation

Well, let me tell ya about them Scorpios! I reckon they ain’t like no other sign out there. When it comes to money and makin’ a livin’, Scorpios don’t mess around. They’re...

Alright, so you wanna know about that stone for the Pisces, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard. They got a few of ’em, not just one. It ain’t that simple,...

Well, let me tell ya, those Pisces folks, they’re somethin’ else. Real emotional, they are. You gotta be careful ’round them, like walkin’ on eggshells sometimes. They feel things real deep, ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun, Leo moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my days, and people are people, no matter what...

Well, hey there! Let’s chew the fat ‘bout this here “Aquarius Sun Libra Moon” thing. Don’t you go frettin’ if it sounds all highfalutin, I’ll make it plain as day, ya hear?...

Well, let me tell ya, those Pisces folks, they’re a whole different kettle of fish, ya know? It ain’t always easy to figure out what gets their goat, but I’ve seen a...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this… this… whatchamacallit… Gemini Apple thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ outta a Sears catalog, all shiny and new. Now, from what...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Mt. Taurus place, up in New York, ya know? Folks call it Bull Hill too, but Mt. Taurus sounds fancier, don’t it? Anyways, it’s a...

Well, let me tell ya, folks, if ya born under that Pisces sign, between February 19 and March 20, you got somethin’ real special! Them two fish swimmin’ in opposite directions, that’s...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout them birthstones for folks born under that Cancer sign. You know, the crab folks. Born ‘tween June and July, they are. I ain’t no expert, mind...