Constellation

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “Gemini Coatings.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it’s just stuff they put on wood, ya know, like paint but maybe a bit…fancier....

Well, hello there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… libra pendant. My grandbaby, she’s always on that there internet, showed me some pictures. Said folks are buyin’ these things like...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here… uh… aquarius cologne, or whatever they call it. Fancy name for smell-good water, if ya ask me. So, what’s it smell like, you wonderin’?...

Alright, so, let’s talk about this Chiron in Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I’ve heard folks chatterin’ about it. Seems like it’s got somethin’ to do with...

Well, howdy there! You wanna know ’bout them Aries grille guards, huh? Alright, let me tell ya what I know, even though I ain’t no fancy car person. I seen a bunch...

Well, let me tell ya about this place, Libra, down in Palm Desert. Folks keep talkin’ ‘bout it, so I figured I’d share what I’ve heard. First off, they say it’s a...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… this cancer thing, and what they’re doin’ for folks who’ve come here from other places, ya know, the refugees, in Houston. Now,...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ sweet, somethin’ special – that’s right, we’re talkin’ about Aquarius cakes! Now, I ain’t no fancy baker, but I know a thing...

Well now, let’s talk about this here “Aries chart” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I heard folks talkin’...

Oh, I tell ya, when a Gemini man gets his eyes on a Scorpio woman, there’s somethin’ about it that just don’t make no sense, but at the same time, it makes...