Constellation

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this here VW Constellation truck. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what I know....

Alright, so you wanna know about this Leo Kaytes Ford place over in Warwick, New York? I’ll tell ya what I know, but don’t expect no fancy words from me. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Pisces gemstone thing. You know, them fishes, born between February 19 and March 20, they got their own special rocks. Now, the first one they talk about...

今儿个咱们来唠唠那个啥“Sheila Wheel of Fortune This Week”的事儿。 啥是“Wheel of Fortune”？ 我跟你说，这玩意儿嘞，就跟咱村口那老磨盘似的，转来转去的。洋人叫它“Wheel of Fortune”，就是说这命运嘞，跟那磨盘一样，一会儿转到这边，一会儿转到那边，谁也说不准。有时候走运，有时候倒霉，就跟那过山车似的，忽上忽下的。 有时候吧，就像那喜鹊叫，好事儿就来了。 有时候呢，又像那乌鸦叫，倒霉事儿就跟着来了。 这“Wheel of Fortune”，还能说是幸运轮盘，反正就是个让你碰运气的东西。听说城里头有那种大转盘，上面写着各种奖品，你转到啥就给你啥。这跟咱村头过年时候玩的那个抽奖游戏也差不多，都是看谁运气好。 Sheila 这周咋样？ 至于Sheila 嘛，这Sheila 是谁我也不知道，反正这周她就跟这“Wheel of Fortune”扯上关系了。可能她走了好运，也可能碰上了倒霉事儿。谁知道呢？这人呐，一辈子就像坐船，风一吹，浪一打，就不知道飘到哪儿去了。 命运这东西，说不清道不明 命运这东西嘞，真是说不清道不明。有时候你觉得稳稳当当的，啥事儿都没有，结果一下子就变天了。就跟那庄稼地似的，你辛辛苦苦种了一年，眼看着就要收成了，结果一场冰雹下来，啥都没了。你说气人不气人？ 我记得以前有个二愣子，买彩票中了大奖，一下子就成了有钱人。大家都羡慕他，说他走了狗屎运。结果呢，没过几年，钱都让他给败光了，还欠了一屁股债，比以前还惨。你说这命运是不是爱捉弄人？ 好好过日子比啥都强 我觉得嘞，咱老百姓过日子，甭管那“Wheel of Fortune”咋转，也甭管那Sheila 这周咋样，咱都得踏踏实实的。别想着天上掉馅饼，也别怕那些个倒霉事儿。该吃吃，该喝喝，该干活干活，把自己的日子过好了，比啥都强。...

Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. Let’s talk about this here… this “Gemini Horoscope Vogue” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me now, I’ll tell ya what it’s all about, the...

Well, let me tell ya about this perfume called Libra, it’s one of them fancy scents people talk about all the time. Now, I ain’t no expert on perfumes, but I can...

Well now, if ya’re playin’ that Baldur’s Gate 3, ya mighta heard of them Gemini Gloves. Now let me tell ya, them gloves ain’t just any ol’ pair of mitts, no sir....

Alright, let’s talk about these Capricorn Sun Aries Moon folks, you know, the ones born under them stars. Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen enough folks in my life...

Well now, let me tell ya about this here thingamajig, the Gemini die cutting machine. Folks are callin’ it that ‘cause it does two things, cuttin’ and pressin’ pretty patterns, like. I...

Alright, let’s talk about them Pisces folks and their lucky numbers. You know, the kind of people always dreamin’ and feelin’ things real deep. Them water signs, they’re a bit… different. So,...