Constellation

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo constellation tattoos, you know, the ones with the little stars and whatnot. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can...

Alright, let’s talk about these sun capricorn moon leo folks, you know, the kind that are all about gettin’ things done but also like to show off a bit. First off, that...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sag Sun Gemini Moon thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the city folks yap about. But from what I gather, it’s all about how the...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks born under the Aquarius sun with a Leo moon. It’s like this, y’know? They’re kinda like those fancy city folks who always gotta be...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Taurus G2C magazine, the 15-round one, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two about guns...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Cancer sun, yeah, and Sagittarius rising. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But lemme tell ya, it’s just like folks, some sunny, some jumpy. So, this...

Alright, let’s talk about this moon in Gemini fella. You know, the kind that’s always flappin’ their gums and jumpin’ from one thing to another like a flea on a hot skillet....

Alright, let’s talk about this here Taurus G2C magazine, 12 round thingy. I ain’t no gun expert, mind you, just an old woman who knows a thing or two about practical stuff....

今儿个咱来唠唠这啥子“this weeks wheel of fortune bonus puzzle” ，我也不懂啥洋文，就照我理解的跟大家伙儿说道说道。 啥是“wheel of fortune”？ 我寻思着，这玩意儿就像咱村口那老磨盘，转嘞转的，有时候转到好运，有时候转到霉运，就是说这人呐，一辈子就像坐那磨盘上，一会儿高一会儿低的，谁也说不准。那“fortune”不就是说那运气嘛，运气好，发大财，运气不好，喝凉水都塞牙。这“wheel”就是轮子，合起来就是说，这运气像轮子一样转来转去，今儿个你走运，明儿个可能就轮到别人了。 听说有个节目就叫“Wheel of Fortune”，我没看过，估摸着就是让人猜谜语赢东西，那“bonus puzzle”就是额外的难题，你要是猜对了，就能得更多好处。这跟咱乡下人过日子也差不多，地里的庄稼长得好不好，年成好不好，都得看老天爷的脸色，有时候风调雨顺，收成好，那就是走了好运，有时候遇上个旱涝灾害，那就得勒紧裤腰带过日子了。 命运这东西，说不清道不明 咱，最信的就是老天爷，老天爷让你发财你就发财，老天爷让你受穷你就受穷，谁也犟不过。就像那磨盘，转到哪儿算哪儿，你使劲也没用。有人说，这命运是可以改变的，只要你努力，就能转运。这话我也不全信，努力当然重要，但有时候光努力也不够，还得看机遇，还得看你有没有那个命。 我记得有个他们，从小就聪明，干啥都比别人快，可就是运气不好，干啥啥不成，种地吧，遇上旱灾，养鸡吧，遇上鸡瘟，后来出去打工，又遇上黑心老板，钱没挣着，还欠了一屁股债。你说他不够努力吗？那肯定不是，就是命不好，摊上啥事儿都没好事。反观那个傻柱子，啥也不懂，就知道闷头干活，也没啥心眼，可人家运气就好，种啥啥丰收，养啥啥下崽，后来还娶了个城里媳妇，日子过得红红火火的。你说这上哪儿说理去？ 这命运嘞，就像那风，一会儿吹东一会儿吹西，谁也摸不准。 也像那水，一会儿涨潮一会儿退潮，谁也拦不住。 更像那磨盘，一会儿转到这边一会儿转到那边，谁也控制不了。 咱老百姓，就得认命？ 那也不是，认命不是说啥也不干，啥也不想，就等着老天爷赏饭吃。认命是说，咱得接受现实，别跟自己过不去，该努力的时候努力，该认怂的时候认怂，别硬撑着，也别太较真。就像那“bonus puzzle”，你要是猜不出来，就别硬猜，换个简单的猜，或者干脆不猜，也没啥大不了的。 咱，讲究个知足常乐，别老想着发大财，能吃饱穿暖，一家人平平安安的，就比啥都强。别老跟别人比，人家有钱是人家的事，咱过好自己的日子就行。这人，一辈子就那么几十年，活得太累也没啥意思，该吃吃该喝喝，该玩玩该乐乐，别给自己留啥遗憾。 所以说，这“this weeks wheel of fortune bonus...

Alright, let’s talk about this Scorpio ammo, you know, the kind folks use in their pistols. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a regular person tryin’ to figure things out like...