Constellation

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Mission Cancer thing in Des Moines. It’s somethin’ alright, a real big deal for folks ’round here. What is this Mission Cancer anyways? See, it...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ real important, somethin’ that touches the hearts of folks all over – kids’ cancer t-shirts. Now, I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “aquarius lofton”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would say. But don’t you worry, I’ll make it plain as day, just...

Alright, so you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ yourself a Taurus G2C, huh? Well, let me tell ya, some folks say it’s a good gun, others, not so much. It’s like pickin’ apples, some...

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo moon and Virgo sun thing, you know? It’s like, you got this fiery lion inside and a careful, picky person on the outside. Makes for a...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this here “Bitch I’m a Leo” shirt thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’ll just tell it like it is, ya hear?...

Alright, let’s talk about this “scorpio astrology art”, whatever that fancy name means. I ain’t no scholar, but I can tell you what I see. Scorpios, them fiery water folks, they like...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this December Sagittarius birthstone thing, ya know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I’ve heard and seen....

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chitchat about somethin’ called Jack Aries, sounds like a fella’s name, right? Now, I ain’t too sure what this here “XXX” stuff is all about, but from...

Alright, let’s talk about these Sun Leo Moon Capricorn folks. I tell ya, it’s like this… You got the Sun in Leo, that’s like the showman, right? Always wants to be the...