Constellation

Well, look at this thing, this… invacare matrx libra deep cup holder. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what is it, really? It’s just somethin’ to hold your drink, like them coffee cups...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… gemini tattoo thing, ya know? Heard folks yappin’ about it, seen some youngsters with it too. Guess it’s somethin’ special. So, what’s the big deal with...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… Aquarius daily horoscope thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I can tell ya a thing or two about life...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… 12th house in… what’s it called? Libra. Yeah, that’s it. My old man, he used to say, “Don’t go lookin’ for trouble in the dark corners,”...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fishy birthstone thing, ya know, for them Pisces folks. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I heard some things from my neighbor’s cousin, who, you know,...

Alright, so you wanna know about them Taurus G3 problems, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no gun expert, but I’ve heard folks talkin’, and I got ears, ya know? It...

Alright, let’s talk about this Leo sun and Virgo rising thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I heard...

Alright, let’s gab about this fishy star sign, you know, the one they call Pisces. Them folks born under this sign, they’re like the end of the line in that zodiac thingy....

Alright, let’s talk about this sun in Gemini and moon in Cancer, you know, like them star signs and stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen enough folks to know...

Alright, let’s talk about this Taurus G3 magazine thing, you know, the thing that holds the bullets. I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two about needing a good...