Constellation

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Juno thing in Virgo. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I heard some things from the ladies at the market and read...

Alright, let’s talk about this Michael Scorpio fella. I ain’t gonna lie, I had to ask my grandson what “porn” even means. Turns out it’s them… you know… jiggly movies. And this...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about somethin’ called “virgo peridot creampie.” I ain’t no expert on these fancy words, but from what I gathered, it’s got somethin’ to do with them...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Leo thing, and their stones. You know, them fancy rocks they say go with when you’re born. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just tellin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this here “libra geek bar.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what is it really? I ain’t no spring chicken, but I can tell ya a thing or two...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Virgo Peridot, you know, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. Folks keep askin’ me, “What’s the big deal with her… you know… backdoor stuff?” Well, I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about them birthstones, you know, for them Aquarius folks. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna tell ya...

Well, let me tell ya, talkin’ ’bout these “double Scorpios,” huh? Sounds fancy, but it’s just folks born when the sun and moon are both in that Scorpio thingy. You know, that...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chitchat about this Libra sun, Taurus rising, and Aquarius moon stuff. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city folks talk about. First off, this Libra sun thing. They...

Alright, let’s talk about this Thai Constellation Monstera thing, ya know, the plant with all them fancy spots. Looks like someone splattered paint on it, but folks seem to love it. I...