Constellation

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… constellation piercing thing. I heard some young folks jabbering about it, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it, you know, like I do...

Alright, let’s talk about them Pisces flowers, you know, the ones for them folks born near the end of winter, goin’ into spring. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’, but I...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here… Pluto in Aquarius thing, happening in 2024. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or...

Well, let me tell you about this fella, Leo Acosta Sanchez. I heard they caught him, this young whippersnapper, only 21 years old. Twenty-one! Barely a man, you know? The police, they...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Leo fella. Don’t know much about stars and all that fancy stuff, but I know a thing or two about people. Leo, born in the...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “capricorn cool dark art.” Don’t you go frettin’ if you ain’t got a clue what that means, I’m here to tell...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Cancer sun, Leo moon thing, huh? Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just about how them stars and the moon...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Mercury in Pisces thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve heard folks chattin’ about it. Seems like when that Mercury fella gets...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… this thing called “thor breana khalo virgo peridot rose d kush orgy”. Don’t rightly know what all them names mean,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Scorpio 45 Base,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yak about. But I’ll tell ya what, I ain’t no fancy pants, so...