Well, lemme tell ya, I heard ’bout this thing, this Leo Geek Bar. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But I reckon it’s just one of them newfangled smokin’ things. They got all sorts of these things now, it’s hard to keep up! My grandbaby, bless her heart, she tried to explain it to me once. Said it’s like smokin’, but not really. You breathe it in, see? Like them cigarettes, but without the stink, or so they say.
This here Leo Geek Bar, they say it’s special. I don’t know about all that. But I hear folks talkin’. They say you just gotta suck on it, and it starts right up. No need for them lighters or matches. Just suck, and it goes. Like magic, I suppose. They call it “inhale draw activation”. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman. But this is how to use a Geek Bar, just suck it.
They got all these flavors, too. Not just regular tobacco like in my day. This one, this Leo one, I heard it’s orange. Orange! Can you imagine? Like them orange candies. Leo Orange Creamsicle, they call it. Some folks say it’s real tasty. Reminds them of being a kid, eatin’ them orange ice cream things. A girl said “OMG It’s delicious! I love it.” Imagine that.
And that ain’t all. They got other flavors, too. Dragon Melon or something. Geek Bar Dragon Melon. Sounds like somethin’ out of one of them fairy tales. Dragon fruit, they say, and watermelon. And pear! All mixed up together. Sounds mighty strange to me, but the young folks seem to like it. They say it’s a good mix. Whatever that means.
- Just suck on it to start it up
- Lots of flavors, like orange and dragon fruit
- No need for lighters or matches
Now, you gotta be careful with these things, I reckon. They say you gotta be a grown-up to use ’em. 21 years old, at least. That’s what they say. It’s the law, I suppose. Can’t be givin’ ’em to kids, that’s for sure. No free samples, neither. That’s what they told me down at the gas station. Yeah, they sell these Geek Bar things at the gas station now. Can you believe it? Times are changin’, that’s for sure. This guy told me “I work at a gas station that sells Geek Bar”. And I said, that’s amazing.
This one fella, he told me about another one, called “ozibar”. Said it’s got 25ml inside. Whatever that means. Sounds like a lot, though. He was real excited about it, kept sayin’ “18,” “18.” I don’t know what that’s all about. I saw the Geek Bar Pulse 15000 model, looks like a big one. Maybe that’s what he means.
If you wanna get one of these Leo Geek Bar things, you gotta go to the right place, I guess. They sell ’em all over, it seems. But they say you should look for the top places. Don’t just buy ’em anywhere, I reckon. They say this article gonna tell you where to buy Geek Bar. I don’t know what article they are talking about.
First thing you gotta do is take it outta the box. They call that “unboxing.” Then you gotta take off any stickers or anythin’ else that’s on it. They say you gotta do that first, before you can use it. Seems kinda silly to me, but what do I know? “Remove the Geek Bar Pulse from its packaging and discard any stickers or protective”. I don’t know what “Tags:BarPulse” mean.
This Leo Geek Bar, it’s a whole new world, ain’t it? All these new things comin’ out, it’s hard to keep up. But I guess that’s just the way it is. The young folks, they like all this new stuff. Me? I’m just gonna stick to my old ways. But I figured I’d tell ya what I heard about this Leo Geek Bar. Maybe you’re interested in that sort of thing. This world of the GEEK BAR Pulse Leo Orange Creamsicle Disposable Vape is crazy.
This Leo Geek Bar is a mystery to me. But people are talking about it, so there you go. Just remember what I said: be careful with these things. And don’t be givin’ ’em to kids. And only buy them if you are old enough. They are for grown-ups.
